Love and Laughter by A.J. Roché
Humor is my favorite trait! I love to laugh and make others laugh! Animals are also one of my favorite things. All kinds of animals! Since laughter lifts the heart, brightens moods, changes moments, I have decided to combine theses two things and share them with you, joke style! May your day be blessed with smiles and laughter! Love and light!
Q: Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?
A: Odor in the court!
Q: What animal seems to have more lives than a cat?
A: Toads, they croak every night!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Really nice tweetment.
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have 2 left feet!
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: They have collar IDs.
Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A: Doggone!!!
Q: What did the horse say when it fell in the field?
A: I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Q: What do you call the horse that lives next store?
A: Your Neigh-bor!
Q: When does a horse speak?
A: Whinney wants to!
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: The quack of dawn!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: What did the duck do after he read all of these silly jokes?
A: He quacked up! Hope you did too!!
Please read more of my Pinpricks of a Busy Bee articles by clicking on the link!
{August 8, 2014}
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A.J Roche’ is a massage therapist and the Author of the bilingual multimedia book Fiona the Funkadelic Freckle Fairy available in digital and print format. Read more about her
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